Jogging and Zombies

There is a group that does some sort of boot camp in the mornings on my jogging route. It's dark at 6:20 am (usually the time I come across said group) and I have pretty much convinced myself that they are a group of zombies just bidding their time and planning their attack on unsuspecting joggers. Which is unfortunate. Because I really do have plans set in place for surviving a zombie apocalypse. But I really don't think my chances are very high when there is a group that big. My only hope would be to dart into the street and get a car to let me in. Of course, that plan would only work if the driver isn't a zombie. Otherwise, I'm screwed.

Someone tell me it's not just me that makes up these scenarios? It's probably just me.